Oh, this is just genius. I check my stats several times a day. It’s like other people watching tv, or farting. I just do it without thinking about it.

So, I check my keyword activity, and get this: Someone landed on this blog by searching for “how to find a prostitute in lancaster, pennsylvania” .

I’m not kidding. He (or she) landed on my “No Prostitute Whatsoever” post- a video on visually checking your spelling that I stole from Kathy at Screw You! (hm… maybe that had something to do with it?) a while back.

OMG. That so made my day.

In other news, I just loaded up my articles to my garb site. Go ahead and check it out if you’re interested. It’s not nice and polished yet, but it’s looking pretty good (I think). I have a few more that I want to do, but they have more to do with link lists and pictures of my garb than anything else.

I started having a little too much fun when writing the descriptions for the SiteMap though. For example, one page starts with the description “Shiver me ta-tahs!”. ‘Nuff said. If you want to see it, go ahead and click here, or go through the above link.

And to all the Lancastrians who just want to get laid. Know this, prostitution is illegal. If you still want to go through with it, and are too lazy to go pick people up in a bar like a normal person, most of the professionals hang out at or near Water Street. It’ll be cheaper if you sit on your porch and wait for the crack heads to come ask you for money though. An aquaintance just got 2 for $10. Deals abound for the patient. I don’t condone it, but I hate to see people waste their money.